Aladin and my friends !

I found an Aladin's chiragh !
.
I asked him to increase my all friend's mind ten times more !
.
he laughed and replied: multiplication is not applied on zero !
:D :D :D :D :D :D: :D

Sardar aur sohni larki !

sardar: aj mei apni class di sab ton sohni kuri phasai A !
.
friend: woh kaisay?
.
sardar: class laggi hoi c mein kaghaz da jahaz bana k udaya o teacher
de nak te ja k wajjaya ohnay ghussay which puchaya
.
aih kinnay keeta?
.
mein ohda naam la ditta !
phass gayi bechari !
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Pathan aur Car ........... !

3 pathan raat ko car k darwazay band honay ki waja se andar phans gaye !
.
aur
.
soch rahay thay k car se kaisay nikla jaye !
.
1st pathan: aisa kartay hein engine k rastay nikaltay hein !
.
2nd pathan: nai yaar diggi k rastay sahee hai !
.
3rd pathan: yaar jo karna hai jaldi karo, barish honay wali hai aur gaari ki chat bhi nai hai !
:D :D :D :D :D :D

sachi mohabbat be zuban hoti hai !

sachi mohabbat be zuban hoti hai..
.
yeh to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,,
.
mohabbat mein dard milay to kaya huwa?
.
dard k liye
.
.
.Ponston jo hai !
:D :D :D :D :D

safar aur roza ........

zindagi aik safar hai ....
.
.
aur safar neub roza muaf hai !
.
:D :D :D :D :D

English is easier than Urdu

english is much easier than urdu..
.
proof is here: na paisa na phooti kauri, beecha bazar mein daura daari
.
english translation: Windows Shopping !!!!

Husband aur wife ki talaq !

husband: mein tumhein talaq de kar nayi shadi karna chahta hoon!
.
wife: magar woh kiyoon?
.
husband: tumne suna nai Imran Khan ne kaha hai k khush haali k liye tabdeeli zaruri hai !
---------------------------------------------

Married and Married person !

difference between married and unmarried person !
.
Unmarried person ghar se nikaltay waqt: Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aieman mein rakhna.
aur ghar mein dakhil hotay huwa: shukar hai Allah ka
.
Married person ghar se nikaltay huway: shukar hai Allah ka
aur ghar mein dakhil hotay huway: Ya Allah apni hifz-o-aieman mein rakhna
:D :D :D :D 

Alaadeen ka chiragh !

aik aadmi ko chiragh mila, ousne ousay ragra aur dhamakay se mar gaya...
.
.
moral: kuch cheezein Alladeen ki nahi Mujahdeen ki b ho sakti hein !

Pathan aur Roza !

aik pathan ne pehli dafa roza rakha, aur dopehar ko he nidhal ho kar
F.M call ki ..
.
host: aap kaya sun'na pasand karein gay?
.
pathan: yaar maghrib ka azan laga do !

ham kissi ki dosti k muntazir nai !

ham kissi ki dosti k muntazir nai dost !
.
jo hamein chor k jaye ga
.
woh inshallah, ramzan mein sehri time peepa he wajaye ga !
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Kasrat-eDarood Pak

kasrat se Darood parhna, tumhari fikron ko door karne karne k liye kafi hai !
.
.
aur tumhary gunahon k liye kaffara hai !

zahir par na ja ........

zahir par na ja...
.
aag dekhne mein surkh hoti hai ...
.
magar...
.
ouska jalaya huwa zakham sayah hota hai !
.... :( :( :(

toot jatay hein aksar ...... !

toot jatay hein bikhar jatay hein....
.
kanch k ghar mein muqaddar apne !
.
ajnabi to sada payar se miltay hein !
.
bhool jatay hein to aksar apne !
:( :( :(

chota bacha aur aunti at the spot of susu !

aik chota bacha bus ki khirki se susu kar rha tha ...
.
aur aurat ne dekha aur kaha...
.
sharam nai aati tujhay?
.
bacha bola : aunti sharam ko chor, susu check karo kitini dorr ja raha hai ?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D

different style of purposal ......

girl: I love you, will you marry me?
.
boy: different style mein pupose karo na !
.
girl: apnay janazay ko dafnanay ka chance mere bachon ko dogay kaya?
.
.
boy: lakh di laanat E tere te :D
hahahah
:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza !

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili !
.
20 saal tak jail mein aik saath rehnay par jab unhein ikathay rihayi mili to
.
.
donon ne aik doosray se kaha .
.
baqi batein phonr par kartay hein !
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

be zuban ko woh zuban deta hai .....!

be zuban ko woh zuban deta hai !
.
to parhne ko woh Quran deta hai !
.
Bakhshne pe jab woh aaye ummat ko !
.
to tohfay mein woh Ramzan deta hai ::::::::::::

Over Smart ..... !

Over Smart !
at a dance party !
.
Boy: will you dance with me?
.
girl: mein bachay k saath nai nachti !
.
boy: so sorry mujhay nai pata tha k aap pregnet ho !
:D:D:D:D:D:D::D

pepsi aur aap.......

aap aur pepsi mein 3 cheezein same hein ..
.
1: sab ko pasand ho
.
2: dono sweet ho
.
3: donon k dimagh ki jaga dhakkan laga huwa hai :D
hahaha
plz yaar mind zarur karna warna msg ka maza nai aaye ga :D:D:D:D:D

rehata hon agar sharab khanay mein ......

rehta hoon agar sharab khanay mein to mujhay sharabi na samjho..
.
..
rehta hoon agar sharab khanay mein to mujhay sharabi na samjho..
.
har woh shakhs jo Hospital se niklay, doctor nai hota !
.
..
tu bus misaal check kar dost
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

logon ko ahmiyat ......

logon ko utni ahmiyat do, jitni ahmiyat woh tumhein detay hein !
..
.
.
kam do gay to maghrur kehlao gay aur agar ziada do gay to
gir jao gay !

iss mulk par reham kar do....

khuda k liye iss mulk par reham kar do ..
.
khuda k liye iss mulk par reham kar do..
.
pepsi ko choro
petrol 65 ka kar do !
:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sajda-e-Isha....

sajda-e-ishq ho to ibadat mein maza aata hai ..
.
khali sajdon mein to duniya he hasil hoti hai
.
log kehtay hein k bus farz ada karna hai
.
aisa lagta hai koi qarz liya ho rab se
.
tere sajday tujhay kaheen kafir na kar dein A Iqbal !
.
tu jhukta kaheen aur hai aur sochta kaheen aur hai ...

har soo hein teri qudrat k jalway.....

har soo hein teri qudrat k lakhon jalway
ya rab !
.
mein heiran hoon, do ankhon se kaya kaya dekhoon !

agar computer punjabi men hota to ....

agar computer punjabi mein hota to commands kuch iss tarah hoteen !
.
.
Widows= Barian
.
welcome= jee aaya nu
.
desktop= botha
.
open= kholo
.
close= dafa maro
.
ok= aaho
.
insert= pao

.................
:D

aaj ki payari dua !

aaj ki payar dua !
.
Ya Allah !
 .
meri saas mera rishta lenay aa jaye !
:D :D :D :D

yaad rakhna aur yaad aana !

yaa rakhna aur yaad aana 2 alag alag batein hein......
 .
mein yaad unhein karta hoon jo mere apnay hein ...
.
aur yaad unhein aata hoon jo mujhay apna samajhtay hein !

kaisay bhula detay hein .......

 kaisay bhula detay hein log tujhay A rab.....
.
.
mujhse tera banay huwa aik shaks bulaya nai jata !

kitab-e-taqdeer se kaya shikwa......

kitab-e-taqdeer se kaya shikwa a dost !
.
.
jab har cheez ne he mit jana hai to phir khawahishein kaisi !

mard honay k 7 faaiday ..... !

mard honay k 7 faiday !
.
1. Mensis aane ki tension nai hoti,
2. heavy golon ki jaga choti goliyan latakti hein ,
3. shirt utaar k ghoomo to kissi k jazbat nai ubhartay,
 4. kanwaray pan ka koi proof nai hota,
5. khajany par haath geela nai hota,
6. kaheen par bhi susu kharay ho kar aasani se kar saktay hein,
.
.
aur akhri tere liye special !
 7. kitni baar bhi gand marwa lo bacha honay ka dar nai hota !

pencil aur rubber.....

zidagi ki kitaab mei itni ghaltiyan na karo .......
.
k.
pencil se pehlay rubber khatam ho jaye aur
.
.
.
toba se pehlay mot aa jaaye !

tera ishq mere liye .......

tera ta'aluq mere liya aik tohfa hai khuda ka !
.
jo kabhi na tootay woh rishta hai wafa ka !
.
ham tujhay kabhi bhi bhula na sakein gay !
.
tujhse rishta hai aisa jaisay hath aur dua ka !
 :)

accidents take a minute....

 accidents take a minute
but suffering could be life time.......
.
.
please wear helmet and condoms
in your appropriate heads!
during
respective rides !
.
veena malik ki traffic police ki annual meeting mein talk !

be kaif c be rang c,,,,,,,,

be-kaif c, be-rang c....
ik lehar to ab bhi aati hai.....
.
dil laakh shikista ho mohsin ,
yaaron ko bhulana mushkil hai !

wapda ki bijli aur heera mandi ki randi !

wapda ki bijli se to heera mandi ki randi achi hai............
.
paisay leti hai magar puri raat to rehti hai na !
.
veeena malik apnay mamoon
rehman malik k paas ja kar ro pareen !

agar aap londay bazi chor dein ......

agar aap londay baazi chor dein ......
.
to pakistani larkiyon ko india na jana paray...
.
veena malik ka peshawar mein ANP k jalsay mein khitaab sun kar pathan ro paray !

Saara din......

saara din gaand tak zor laga kar 4 paisay kamaanay se behtar hai k ...
.
saar raat gand marwa ka 1000 rupay kama lo !
 .
veena malik ka interloop group k workers ko mashwara !

Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki to .....

Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki to ...

molvi sahib ne kaha k iss ne jooti chori ki hai iss ki tind kar do !
 .
sardar: aidan na karo, ik peir le lwao te foji cutting kar dayo !

phansi k baad !

phansi lagnay k baad insaan aisay latakta hai...............
.
jaisay garmiyon mein garmi se tattay lataktay hein !
 .
veena malik ka central jail mein phansi lagnay walon se guftagu !

heart touching story !

heart touching story!
girl: you know today's my heart surgery.
.
boy: yes i know this !
.
Girl: I love you !
boy: I love you too. and shall love you.......
 .
after surgery: there was only her father was near to bed.
.
she asked where is he?
.
her father replied: you dont know who gave you hear?
.
girl's eyes got wet.
.
father hansa aur kaha k
 .
.
shughal la raya wan O bahir medicine lein gaya wa !

wazan kam karnay ka tareeqa !

 1 motay aadmi ne add dekha k 1 wee mein 5 kg wazan kam
.
ousne call ki to jawab mila k subha 6 bajay tayar rehna
.
aglay din ouskay ghar aik khoobsurat larki aayi aur kaha
k agar tum mujhay pakar lo to mein tumhari !
 .
larki bhagti rahi aur mota b bhagta rha magar ous se pakar na ho saki
.
1 haftay mein ouska wazan 5 kg kam ho gaya !
..
.
ousne phir call ki aur 1 week mei 10 kg wala package le liya ...
.
.
next morning 1 haseen larki bikini pehn kar aayi aur kaha mujhay parkar lo !
 .
.
ti jo g chahay kar lo!
ous week ouka wazan 10kg kam ho gaya !
.
next week ousne 25 kg wala package le liya !
.
subha aik pathan nanga aaya aur bola k
bhago nai to ham tumhara gand marega !
 :D :D :D D:

kitnay tohfay deti hai mohabbat !

kitnay tohfay deti hai yeh mohbbat hbi ,
.
.
ruswayi alag, judai alag, tanhayi alag
,
,
te chittar wakhray!
:D

tamam raat !

tamam raat mujhay intizaar-e-subha raha .
.
A dost..
.
k kab teri aankh khulay aur mein salaam karoon !
salaam-e-subha !

larka with larki ki zulfein !

larke: tumhari zulfon se khelnay ko g chahta hai !
.
larki ne wig utari aur kaha k khel k wapis de dena...
.
subha university bhi jana hai !
 .
hahahha
oye ganji oye !

Extra Kameena bacha !

Extra Kameena bacha!
.
Son: papa aapki love marriage hai na?
.
baap: haan beta magar tumhein kaisay pata chala?
.
son: aapki marriage aur meri date of birth mein sirf
 .
5 maah ka farq hai !
:D

boy and girl funny talking .......

Boy: mere pass apnay dost jaisi car to nai

magar tumhein apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaoon ga.
.
mere pass apnay dost jaisa bangla to nai
 par tumhein apnay dil mein jaga doonga !
.
mere pass ous jitnay paisay to nai par
mein tumhein mehnat karke khilaoon ga !
aur tumhein kaya chahiye?


Girl: chawlan na mar !
aur apnay dost da number de ! :D

har shaks apni ,,,,,,,

har shakhs apni buraiyon k bojh uthaaye huwa hai
.
 doosron k ebon par tana ne do

sexy girl to mlvi !

sexy girl goes to movi to accept islam !

.
Molvi Bola : yeh t-shirt kiss ki hai?
girl boli: america ki
.
molvi: toba toba musalmano k dushman, utaaro ousko
 .
phir molvi bola: yeh jeans kiss ki hai?
Girl: india ki
.
Molvi bola: hindu ki !, yeh bhi utaaro.
.
phir bola yeh brazier and underwear kiss ki hai?
.
girl boli yeh china ki....
.
molvi bola yeh bhi kafiron ki, issay bhi utaaro....
 .
aur apni banhein khole kar bola ab aisa karo
k
Musalman ki aaghosh mein aajao !
hahahha :D

Nai se free hajamat !

aik shakhs aik bachay ko lekar nayi ki dukaan mein dakhil huwa !
 .
sheikh ne baal katwaayi, shave banwayi aur
nai ko kaha k bachay k baal kat do mei nsabzi lekar abhi aata hoon
,
nai ne bachay k baal bhi kaat diye..
.
magar sheikh na aaya
kafi der intizaar k baad nayi ne bachay se poocha k tumharay
 abbu kahan reh gaye?
.
to bachay ne kaha k woh mere abbu to nai hein >
.
Nayi: to phir woh kone thay?
.
bacha bola mein gali mein khel rha tha yeh aaye aur kaha k chalo mein
tumhari muft mein cutting karwa k lata hoon :D

ishq na karna !

na na na na na tum ishq na karna Mosin !
,
,
marna hai to zehar behtar hai !
:(

Larki ki pregnancy !

woh kaya cheez hai jo hawa mein ho to larki pregnet ho jati hai?
.
..
.
socho?
socho?
nai pata?
..
.
..
dono tangein !
bara haji ban gaya tu te aj?

student with teacher !

student sir kissi ko aisay kaam ki saaza di ja sakti hai jo ousne kiya he na ho?
..
.
teacher: nai beta !
.
student: sir mein ne home work nai kiya .......... ! :D

Larki with responses..........

Larki k gaal par gulaab maarnay par responses.......
.
english girl: you are too naughty sweet heart...
.
urdu girl: na karo ja janu !
.
punjabi girl: lakh laanat E akh kadni wa?

Student telling his father name...

 Teacher : har saawal ka jawab short mein dena hoga....
.
student: okay madam
.
teacher: what is the name of your father?
.
Studnet: CNG
.
teeacher: what?
.
student: Chaudhry Nazee Gujjar !

ab to yehi hasrat hai k yeh elaan ho jaye ......
.
.
k ishq qaza-e-elaahi se wafat pa gaya hai !

hasrat ki nigaah !

duniya mein 2 log aik doosray ko hasrat ki nighah se dekhtay hein ..
.
knoe?
.
.
shadi shuda kunwaron ko aur kunwaray shadi shuda ko !
 hahaha

Wapda Walayo !

wapda walayo !
.
tuwadi pehn noon
.
.
.
.
.
.v garmi lagdi huni wan.
 .
yaar maan da he kujh kayal kar lo ! :D

Sardar and Chineese x-ray glasses !

Sardar ne chineese X-ray glasses khareeday..
 .
chasma lagatay he sab nangay nazar aatay thay.........
.
.
aur jab chashma utaar do to sab normal..
.
woh chashma laga kar ghar puhancha to apni biwi ko dost k saath
nangay bed par dekha.
.
ousne chasha utaara to woh donon phir bhi nangay nazar aaye !
 .
sardar bola yehi museebat hai chineese cheezon ki buhat
jald kharab ho jati hein !

kiss zalim ada se !

 kiss zaalim adaa se woh apna bistar chortay hongay ?
.
khuli zulfein, band hont, ulju saansein aur ghazab ki angraiyan......
:)

 ashfaq ahmad wites in his book zaviya..
.
.
achi baat sabko achi lagti hai..
.
.lekin
.
jab tumko kissi ki buri baat bhi achi lagnay lagay to samajh lo
k
tumhein ous se mohabbat hai !

Rab ki rehmat .......

 ouski rehmat se na ummeeed na ho A banda-e-momin...
.
.
agar ousne teri bakhshish na karni hoti to .
.
.
tujhay ummat-e-muhammadi mein peda na karta !

veena malik with yousaf gilani.......

lulli chahay 30 second k liye ander jaye ......
 .
aur chahay 30 years k liye jaye .
.
banda to gandu ho he jata hai?
.
.
.
veena malik ka PM Gilani ko telephone par izhaar-e-hamdardi !

Wish about girlfriend ..........

girlfriend aisi ho k jiss k godh mein sar rakho.........
 .
.
.
to ouska chehra nazar naa aye !
.
nai na samjah aayi?
.
chal aaja mill k pogo dekhtay hein !

pathan aur chappal .......

pathan chappal aagay rakh kar nimaaz parh rha tha........
 .
molvi sahib ne kaha k chappal aagay rakh kar nimaaz parhnay se nimaaz nai hoti !
.
pathan bola k peecha rakhnay se chappal nai hoti !
:D

mubarak ho !

Mubarak ho company ne teri sun li !
.
.
bari tension mein tha na tu?
 .
ab khush ho ja?
.
market mein 1 inch ki lulli wala condom bhi aa gaya hai!
hahaha
:D

mein ohnoon vekhi janda c !

mein ohnoon vekhi janda C.......
.
.
O minnu vekhi jandi c....
.
dil ohda v ghabranda c...
.
dil mera v ghanranda C....

 kiyon?
.
..
kiyoon k na onoon paper aunda c na minnu paper aunda C
hahahha :D

Veena Malik.....

veena malik ne arz kiya:
.
ek jhalak kafi hai dil ka mareez bananay k liye......
.
mein kiyoon itni bari shalwar pehnoon aik choti c cheez chupanay k liye ............
 hahaha
:D

very nice sms by poor people !

so gaye bachay ek ghareeb k jaldi jaldi !
.
.
 maan boli k frishtay aatay hein khawab mein roti lekar.......
.
A silent msg for our Govt (PPP)

jism se rooh very funny sms !

mein ne ous se poocha k jism se rooh kaisay nikalti hai ?
 .
.
apnay naram hathon se ous ne mere tattay daba diye
.
oye
gashti de bachiye.....
hahahah
:D

Andheri qabar !

 apni  andheri qabar ko khud he roshan kar A insan...
.
aaj zinda logon ko koi nai poochta ..
.
to kal murdon ko kone yaad karega :(

Good behaviour..........

Good behaviour can cover the lack of beauty .....
.
but
.
beauty can not cover the lack of good behaviour.

pathan at the death of his father...

 pathan baap k marnay par ro raha tha .....
.
k aik phone aaya aur woh aur ronay laga.
.
kissi ne poocha khan sahib kisska phone tha?
.
khan bola behan ka phone tha ouska bhi baap mar gaya hai !
hahahah
 :D

kawa aur molvi !

 1 kawa molvi se gosht lekar urr gaya.....
.
.
.
molvi ne kaha oye kaway hum se panga na lo
nai to abhi loud speaker mei elaan kar dega k kawa halal hai :D

Good Night SMS.....

tamaam gilay shikway mita k soya karo dosto !
.
.
mout kissi ko waqt-e-mulaqat nai deti !
Good Night !
:(

Lassi aur sharab !

Mere mazhab mein sharab peena haram hai dost !
.
.
teri yaad mein subha se lassi pee raha hoon.....

hahaha
:D

Pathan aur Punjabi at wedding......

aik shadi mei pathan aur punjabi saath saath wali seat par beth gaye...........
 .
.
jab khana shuru huwa to khanay mein aik tray mein chaawal aur mugha rakha gaya..
.
pathan ne dekha to murgha punjabi ki taraf tha.
aur chaawal pathan ki taraf.....
.
pathan ne tray ko ghouma kar murgha apni taraf kar liya to punjabi bola yeh kaya.
 ..
.
pathan bola oye hindu ka bacha isski tangein qibla ki taraf theen.
:D hahahah

advice for faisalabadians....

Faisalabadaio!
 yaad rakhna
.
zindagi mein 4 mor hamesha aatay hein ....
1. Allied Mor
2. Choor Maajra Road
3. 79 Mor
4. Qabarstan Mor.

Aqwal-e-Hazrat Ali Razi (Allah'ho Ta'la Anho)

mein puri zidagi mein aik raat sakoon se soya hoon ...
.
.
poocha gaya woh konsi raat?
Hazrat Ali ne farmaya
;
'jiss raat Sarkare-e-do-Aalam ne farmaya k ' A Ali mere bistar par so jao aur subha
 logon ki amaantein wapis karke Madeenay aajana
,
kiyoon k ous raat mujhay yaqeen tha k mein subha zaroor zinda uthoon ga..
SubhanAllah.....

when you are in position to help someone.

When you are in a position to help someone,
.
just do it and be glad

because
Allah is answering someone's prayers through you....

race in english medium school !

 aik english medium school mein race hui...
.
jis mein aik 'D' name k bachay ne bhi participate kiya..

.
ous bachay ko support karnay k liye ouska baap bhi school aaya.
.
jab race shuru hui to bacha thora peechay reh gaya .
 .
ouska baap chillaya...
.
.
bhago D
bhago D
bhago D
.
saath he aik teacher bethi thi ...
.
woh boli plz this is an english medium school so talk in engilsh....
.
bachay k baap ne kehna shuru kar diya.......
 .
.
RUN D
RUN D
RUN D
RUN D
hahahah :D

zindagi aur loser !

zindagi mein kuch bhi khona paray to yeh 2 line hamesha yaad rakhna
.
.
'jo khoya ouska koi gham nai '
.
'aur jo paaya hai woh kissi se kam nai'

pathan aur pathani .....!

New married couple (pathan and pathani)
.
pathani: hamari shadi ko 24 ghantay ho chukay hein
.
pathan: haan aur lagta hai jaisay kal ki baat ho. !
.
hahahah :D

sms for free people.....

papa laaye motor car
.
ouskay neechay pahiye chaar
.
chabi se woh chalti hai
.
 poo poo poo woh karti hai
.
aagay jaaye woh peechay jaye
.
daayein baayein woh mur bhi jaaaye.
.
.
Moral: kuch bhi bhej do farigh log parhtay zarur hein
woh bhi tone k saath
Had ho gayi yaaar.....
 hahaha :D

height level of insult.....

height level of insult....
.
.
.
Husband: ye kaisa gobar jaisa khana banay hai aaj?
 .
.
.Wife: Toba hai iss aadmi ne to har cheez chakhi hui hai ..
hahah

Abhi to sath chalna hai.....

 Abhit to sath chalna hai samander ki musaafat mein..!!
.
kinaaray par he dekhin gay, kinaara kone karta hai?
..

Punish by Parents....

Boys disobey parents many times,
.
But parents are so kind
.
they dont give them punish
.
they just give them ...
.
.
a.
..
wife.
hahaha
:D

Dulhan rukhsati k waqt !

Boy: Shadi k baad tum larkiyan roti kiyoon ho?
.
Girl replied: agar koi praye ghar le ja kar tumhari gand marega to tu nachega kaya?
.
.
....................

Advice for behaviour..........

Hamesha pani jaisay bano jo apna rasta khud banata hai .....
.
.
.
kabhi bhi pathar ki tarah na bano jo doosron ka rasta bhi rok leta hai !
.
.
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captain and ship of enemy

A sodier rushes to captain & says :
.
1enemy ship is approaching to us'
.
captain: go and bring my red shirt'
.
enemy ship comes, heavy rounds of fire exchanged.
.
finally captain wins.
.
soldier asks: congrats sir !
but why you asked about red shirt?
.
captain: if i got injured, then blood should not be seen by our enemy.
.
suddenly the soldier cries, sir 20 enemy ships are approaching....
.
captain: go and bring my yellow trouser,
.
nahi samjah lagi (did you not understand?)
.
pogo lagao g pogo (plz watch cartoons)
hahahaha
:D

Frog Funny Feelings.......

in rain
u must be feeling to
go out
dance around
sing song
meet friends
jump around
.
.
it is very natural...
every frog feels the same..

Hapy Moon Soon..... !

Holy Quran sent for........

Pearl of the day......
.
..
'The Holy Quran is sent for ourselves not for our shelves'
.
Strange but true....

Neend se muta'aliq bazurg ka jawab.....

aik bazurg se kiisi ne poocha, k neened hamesha deeni mehfilon mein aati hai.
.
.
jab k mehfil-e-duniya ya music ki mehfil mein kiyoon nai aati?
.
to bazurg ne buhat khoobsurat jawab diya, k neend hamesha phoolon ki sej par aati hai na k kanton ki sej par.
.
.
MashAllah ! 

Sardar aur Jin

1 jin sharab peenay k liye insaan k roop mein aaya...
.
.
.
.
12 glass pee gaya,
sardar: oye tenoon chardi nai?
.
Jin: mein jin hoon....
Sardar: le charh gayi O kanjar noon..... !
hahahaha
:D

Pathan aur pani k formula .......

Teacher pani ka formula batao,,,,,
.
.
.
Patahn: H2MgClnChNO3
.
Teacher: Stupid yeh kaya hai?
.
.
Pathan: yeh selab ka pani hai ....!
hahahah
:D

Pop corn aur tawa....

kaya aapko pata hai k pop corn taway par uchaltay kiyoon hein ?
.
.
.
.
kabhi tashreef rakhein na to pata chal jaye ga ... !
hahahahha
:D

Coins.....

Love is a small coin.
.
.
Life is a big coin
.
.
lover is a sweet coin
.
.
but
friendship is a Gold coin.
.
keep it safe...... !

SMS of 1946

Best sms of 1946.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
koi aqal nu hath maro, ous wailay mobile hai c?
.
.
.
bus agg laggi hundi A message parah di !...
.
..
.
hahahahha :D

Doctor aur charsi....

Doctor: Cigret noshi insaan ko aahista aahista mot k moonh mein dakelti hai.....
.
.
.
Charsi: koi baat nai doctor sahib.
.
..
mujhay konsi jaldi hai ...... :D hahahahhah

Funny question at cellphone !

kahan ho?
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

jahan par bhi ho khush raho apnay kharchay par :D
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

sabko send karo aur dekho kone kahan hai ....
:D

women k saath kaam (S) karnay k baad responses

women k saath kam (S) karnay k baad responses...

.

bazari aurat: paisay nikal

.

girlfriend: janu maza aa gaya

.

hamsayi: phir kab aao gay

.

aur sab se bhar kar .

.

.

biwi: ab 6-7 din tak teri aawan na niklay........

:D

Shadi nai aasan.....

Shadi nai aasan dosto ........
.
.
bus samajh lo k ....
.
hari mirch ai aur choos k khani hai .............
:D

year meaning....

Word: year
Meaning: A period of 365 or 366 years.
Usage: Aneette worked in Italy for two years.

Writing Means.........

word: writing
meaning: script
usage: he is studying women;s writing at the turn of the century.

ham is qabil to nai k koi.........

Hum is Qaabil to nahi k koi Hum ko Apna Samjhe ga,
.
.

.
Lekin itna to Yaqeen hy koi Roye ga boht Humary Mar janay k baad..
--

Sardar aur barish ka pani !

Sardar balti mei pani lekar ja raha tha k barish shuru ho gayi !
aur barish ka pani balti mein chala gaya.
.
.
..
sardar  O twadi khair howay saara pani gilla ho agya !: 

Veena Malik ka punjab police se khitab !

Aadi mujrim khuli hui phuddi ki tarah hota hai !
.
.
.ousay jitna marzi mar lo ousay kuch faraq nai parta!
Veena Malik ka Punjab Plice se naseeha aamez khitab.
hahahah :D

Dosti ka safar !

Dosti ka safar lamba hai to kaya huwa?
.
.
kuch tum chalo........
.
.
..
kuch han chalein .........
.
.
.
aur phir rikshaw karwa lein gay !
kaya khayal hai?
:D
hahahahha

What is difference between love marriage and arrange marriage?

What is difference between love marriage and arrange marriage?
.
.
In arrange marriage; you are going somewhere and suddenly a snake bites...
.
.
.
In love marriage; you go to snake and say....  le wad na, nai wad, tu wad na yaar !
hahahhah

Mujhse woh kehti hai k ...........

Mujhse woh kehti hai k tumhari zindagi ko jannat bana doon gi.....
.
.
..
.
or banani ousko daal bhi nai aati !
confidence check kar apni bhabi ka !
:D