Thursday, 10 October 2013

Rabty Toorny Se Chahat Kamzor Hoti jati hay.........!

"Rabty Toorny Se Chahat Kamzor Hoti jati hay.........!
Werna


_ "Log Yaad To Unhy Bee Krty Hain Jo Duniya Choor Jaty hain.....!!

Thursday, 3 October 2013

Health Consious Old Couple.......... !

Health Conscious!

An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate.

When they arrived at heaven they were shown to a luxurious accommodation. There was a garden and a professional standard golf course. At the far side of the golf course was the Club house serving free food and drinks 24 hours a day. The club also accomodated satellite TV, snooker tables and cabaret entertainment. A short stroll from the club house was a never-ending golden beach which was always well attended by lovely women.


The man turned to his wife and said, "You dozy cow... if it wasn't for you and your bloody health food I could have been here 20 years ago!"

......GHAZAL.......

   ......GHAZAL.......
Kabhi Gham Ki Aag Me Jal Uthe,

Kabhi Dagh-e-Dil ne Jala Dia,

Ay Junoon-E-Ishq Bata Zara,

Muje Q Tamasha Bana Dia,

Gham-E-Ishq Kitna Ajeeb Hai,

Ye Junoon Se Kitna Qareeb Hai,

Kabhi Ashk Palkon Pe Ruk Gaye,


Kabhi Poora Darya Baha diya.

Duaon mein basey logo........... !

Duaon mein basey logo....

suno!

yeh raabton ki dunya hai

Raabton se rishtey hain

Chahaton ke yeh sangam

Khushiyon ke yeh aangan

Dosti ke yeh bandhan

Tum ko yaad aaein ge

Aaney walay salon mein

Kis ke sang hansna hai

Kis se mil kar rona hai

Kab yeh apney bas mein hai

Magar aasmaan ki janib

Phailey hath kehtey hain...

Dil se dil ka har ta'alluq moa'tbar Dua se hai

Duaon mein basey logo

Jahaan bhi raho, sada khush raho.....


(Ameen)

BAAP: Tumne c0lege K 2 Saal Main Sabse Mushkil Kaam Konsa Seekha?

BAAP: Tumne c0lege K 2 Saal Main Sabse Mushkil Kaam Konsa Seekha?

BETA: New khan ki

BUS Ki Chatt Pe Taiz Hawaon main 1 Teeli se


3 "GOLD LEAF" Jalana.:)

Micheal Kackson and Sunny Leone..... :P

When michael jackson died every tv channel was showing his clips all day...
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When jagjeet singh died every tv channel was showin his songs all day....
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Now we are waiting to the turn of Sunny Leone..... :P

www.pogo.com

Gul Khan ek bottle le K dost k pas gya..........

Gul Khan ek bottle le K dost k pas gya.
Bottle me se 1 chamach dost ko pila K pocha:kya ye Meetha hy?
Dost:Nahi to,
lekin ye kya hy?


Gul Khan:Is ka matlab hy doctor ne jhoot bola tha k mere peshab me SUGAR hy.

Maa k naam ik Ghazal

Maa k naam ik Ghazal
"Agr Chahtey Ho Sada Muskurana,
Kabi Apni MAA Ka Dil Na Dukhana,
Karo Apni MAA
Ki Hamesha Ghulami,
Nokar Baney Ga Tmhara Zmana,
Ghussa Na Krna Kabi Apni MAA Se,
Hmesha Muhbat Se MAA Ko Bulana,
Khushi Se MAA Ki Hr Ek Bat Mano,
Jannat Me Tera Baney Ga Thikana,
Chale Gi Asmano Pe Tareef Teri,
Kabi Apna Ghussa Na MAA KO Dikhana,
Plz Care,Respect & Love ur Mother<Itna forword kro Jitna apni MAA se Pyar krtay hoo.


Mirasi: Abba Main Sunya ay k Maa, piyo nu vekho tey sawab hunda ay?

Mirasi: Abba Main Sunya ay k Maa, piyo nu vekho tey sawab hunda ay?

Piyo: Kutty diya putra jiven tu "luk luk" k vekhda ain, ovain Gunah hunda ay :

Dua Message....... !

"Waqt-e-Dua Me Dua Karun"
"Apne ALLAH Se
Iltija Karun:
"Tu Khush Rahe,
Tu Shaad Rahe
"Tere Dil Ka Aangan Abaad Rahe
"Tu Hr Pal Yunhi Hansa Kre
"Tu Phoolon Ki Maanind Khila Kre
"Teri Zindgi Me Koi Gham Na Ho
"Teri Aankh Kabi Num Na Ho
"Tuje Kisi Se Koi Gila Na Ho
"Koi Dukh Tuje Mila Na Ho
"Teri Radd Koi Dua Na Ho
"Tere Lab Pe Koi Sada Na Ho
"Tuje Bin Maange Wo Ata Kre
"Teri Maaf Hr
Khata Kre
"RAB Qubool Meri Ye Dua Kre

"Ameen"

Na Janay Kyun Adh0oR¡ S¡ Reh Ga¡ Z¡nDaG¡ Mer¡.....

Na Janay Kyun Adh0oR¡ S¡ Reh Ga¡ Z¡nDaG¡ Mer¡.....


LaGta ha¡ Jesay Khud K0 K¡S¡ K PaaS Bh0oL Aya h0on.?