Best qoute message......

Do not expect the circumstances to be always in your favour,

because this world has not been created for you alone.

Have a nice day!

Pachtaya Bohat us K darwazy......

Pachtaya Bohat us K darwazy Per dastak De Kar__________!!

Dard Ki Inteha Ho Gai, jab us Ne Pucha Kon Ho tum__________??

Zindgi Main 3 Cheezon ki mujhy

Zindgi Main 3 Cheezon ki mujhy

Aaj Tak smjh ni i ?

Ist

Larkyon Ki Jeans me

Zip Ka Kya Kam Hai?

2nd

Jb Larki ko Brazier

Dikhana hi nhi to

Phir rang-barangy

or stylish Q?

3rd

jab larkian bathroom main kuch pakarti nahi to bahir aa k hath q dhoti hain

Haji sb kya

Ap is pr roshni

Dalna pasand kren gy?:

Danishwar Ka Qoal......

Kisi Danishwar Ka Qoal Hy K

"Ek Din Hum Sab Ek Dosre Ko Ye Soch Kar Kho Den Ge

K

Jab Wo Mujhe Yaad Nhi Krta To Me usy Q Yaad Krun . . ??

Koi Apna Tujhe Chhor K......

: Kisi Ne Pucha

Koi Apna Tujhe Chhor K

Chala Jaye To Tum Kya Kroge?

Nice Ans:-Apna Kabhi

Chhor K Nhi Jata

Or Jo Jaye Wo Apna Nhi Hota.

Talkh Lehja, Nafsanafsi, Faraib.........

Talkh Lehja, Nafsanafsi, Faraib aur Dil'lage

Ay inSAn!.."Tou Bhool Gya K Safar Tera Azan Sy Namaz Tak Ka Hai Yahan....

Funny Proposal.....

Boy:

muj se shadi kro gi?

Girl.

No

Boy.

But why?

Girl:

Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.

Boy.

ghar mein kon kon hai.

Girl. 1 husband aur 7 bachay.

Urdu best aqwal..... :)

"Nice Words"

"Jis Kam ko Pura krny ki Taqat na ho Usay apny Zimay mt lo"

"Rasta puchny se Sharm Mehsus na kro, Wrna Manzil kho Bethogy"

"Bila Zrurat koi Cheez na Kharido Chahy wo Ktni hi Sasti Q na ho"

"Ksi ko Haqarat ki Nzar se na Dkho, Ye Waqt Tm pr B aa skta hy"

"Kisi ka Raz Talash na kro, Agr Malum ho jaye to Fash na kro"

"Kisi se Neki krty Wqt Badlay ki Tawaqu na Rkho, Q k Achai ka Badla insan nhi, ALLAH deta hy.

1 sardar Ko Foot Path Rang Karny Ka Thekka Mila.......

*1 sardar Ko Foot Path Rang Karny Ka Thekka Mila

Pehle din 1km Rang Kiya

Doosre din 0.5km

Aur

Teesre din Sirf 100m

Supervisor:

Yar pehle din itna Zyada

Doosre din Us Se Kam

Aur 3rd Din itna Kam?

Q?

Sardar: O pa jee Tussi Rang da Dabba vi Tay vekho Naa Kinna door Reh Geya ay...:

Mulk ki taqdeer .....

Mulk ki taqdeer

sirf no'jwan

(Ghair Shadi Shuda)

hi badal sakte hain

.

.

.

Shadi shuda to apni marzi se T.V ka chanel nahi badal sakte...

Good Morining SMS........

" Everyday " Everytime "Everywhere"

" I may not be with you... But

" My thinking "

" My care "

" My msg's "

" My prayers,

&

" My lovely wishes are "always " with you " GOOD G OO D G OO D G OO D G OO D G OO DG OO D

G OO D

G OO DG OO D G OO D G OO D G OO D G OO D G OO D

GOOD

,MORNING, have a nice day

Le Kr Ana Use Mere Janaze Me,......

Le Kr Ana Use Mere Janaze Me, "Ek Akhri Haseen Mulaqat To H0gi,

Mere Jism Me beshak Jaan Na H0

MagaR.......

Meri Jaan Mere Jism k Pas To Hogi.

Sardarni and Doctro... about Sardar.... :D

SARDARNI: Doctor saab mere Husband nu Khassi kar deyo.

Doctor: Waja Puch Sakna?

Sardarni: Mera 6wa Mahina Chal reya aye,

Meri Pehn da 5waan

Saadi Guwaandan daa 4tha,

Meri Saheli daa 3sraa,

Kam wali da 2sraa,

Te

.

.

Aj sadi kutti v

"ultiyan" krdi phirdi aeye..

New Islamic Year....

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New happiness, and abundance of All,, May ALLAH bless you through out the New Year, Islamic happy new Year . . .!

Regrad : K

New Islamic Year...

Ja raha he ye saal bhi yadon ka nzrana de kar

(dosto)

Agar ho gai ho hum se koi khata to muaf kar dena.

Welcome to new islamic Year.!

New Islamic Year

Happy new ISLAMIC YEAR to all my dear frndz.

ALLAH hum sub pe apni rahmat nazil farmaye. or hum sub ko apni razza naseeb farmaye. hum sub ko kamyabi, sahat, taraqi or apni khushnuwdagi naseeb farmaye.

AAMEEN.

Remember me in ur prayerz.

New Islamic year....

niya,sal Mubarak.,:-)

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"Pak hai wo Parwardigar Jo Bardashat Se Ziyada Dukh Nahi Deta,Magar Auqat Se Ziyada Sukh Zaroor Deta Hai..

Duaon mein yaad rakhaye ga.. niya,sal, Mubarak Assalam O Alaikumw

Good Morning with the Name of Allah..... :)

Shuroo. " " w ' " ' ,: C|__|__| | : '+. .+' '"""

K naam se jo bara mehrban

Nihayat rehem wala hy.

Assalam alaikum

"SUBAH BAKHAIR"

Rabty Toorny Se Chahat Kamzor Hoti jati hay.........!

"Rabty Toorny Se Chahat Kamzor Hoti jati hay.........!
Werna


_ "Log Yaad To Unhy Bee Krty Hain Jo Duniya Choor Jaty hain.....!!

Health Consious Old Couple.......... !

Health Conscious!

An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate.

When they arrived at heaven they were shown to a luxurious accommodation. There was a garden and a professional standard golf course. At the far side of the golf course was the Club house serving free food and drinks 24 hours a day. The club also accomodated satellite TV, snooker tables and cabaret entertainment. A short stroll from the club house was a never-ending golden beach which was always well attended by lovely women.


The man turned to his wife and said, "You dozy cow... if it wasn't for you and your bloody health food I could have been here 20 years ago!"

......GHAZAL.......

   ......GHAZAL.......
Kabhi Gham Ki Aag Me Jal Uthe,

Kabhi Dagh-e-Dil ne Jala Dia,

Ay Junoon-E-Ishq Bata Zara,

Muje Q Tamasha Bana Dia,

Gham-E-Ishq Kitna Ajeeb Hai,

Ye Junoon Se Kitna Qareeb Hai,

Kabhi Ashk Palkon Pe Ruk Gaye,


Kabhi Poora Darya Baha diya.

Duaon mein basey logo........... !

Duaon mein basey logo....

suno!

yeh raabton ki dunya hai

Raabton se rishtey hain

Chahaton ke yeh sangam

Khushiyon ke yeh aangan

Dosti ke yeh bandhan

Tum ko yaad aaein ge

Aaney walay salon mein

Kis ke sang hansna hai

Kis se mil kar rona hai

Kab yeh apney bas mein hai

Magar aasmaan ki janib

Phailey hath kehtey hain...

Dil se dil ka har ta'alluq moa'tbar Dua se hai

Duaon mein basey logo

Jahaan bhi raho, sada khush raho.....


(Ameen)

BAAP: Tumne c0lege K 2 Saal Main Sabse Mushkil Kaam Konsa Seekha?

BAAP: Tumne c0lege K 2 Saal Main Sabse Mushkil Kaam Konsa Seekha?

BETA: New khan ki

BUS Ki Chatt Pe Taiz Hawaon main 1 Teeli se


3 "GOLD LEAF" Jalana.:)

Micheal Kackson and Sunny Leone..... :P

When michael jackson died every tv channel was showing his clips all day...
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When jagjeet singh died every tv channel was showin his songs all day....
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Now we are waiting to the turn of Sunny Leone..... :P

www.pogo.com

Gul Khan ek bottle le K dost k pas gya..........

Gul Khan ek bottle le K dost k pas gya.
Bottle me se 1 chamach dost ko pila K pocha:kya ye Meetha hy?
Dost:Nahi to,
lekin ye kya hy?


Gul Khan:Is ka matlab hy doctor ne jhoot bola tha k mere peshab me SUGAR hy.

Maa k naam ik Ghazal

Maa k naam ik Ghazal
"Agr Chahtey Ho Sada Muskurana,
Kabi Apni MAA Ka Dil Na Dukhana,
Karo Apni MAA
Ki Hamesha Ghulami,
Nokar Baney Ga Tmhara Zmana,
Ghussa Na Krna Kabi Apni MAA Se,
Hmesha Muhbat Se MAA Ko Bulana,
Khushi Se MAA Ki Hr Ek Bat Mano,
Jannat Me Tera Baney Ga Thikana,
Chale Gi Asmano Pe Tareef Teri,
Kabi Apna Ghussa Na MAA KO Dikhana,
Plz Care,Respect & Love ur Mother<Itna forword kro Jitna apni MAA se Pyar krtay hoo.

Mirasi: Abba Main Sunya ay k Maa, piyo nu vekho tey sawab hunda ay?

Mirasi: Abba Main Sunya ay k Maa, piyo nu vekho tey sawab hunda ay?

Piyo: Kutty diya putra jiven tu "luk luk" k vekhda ain, ovain Gunah hunda ay :

Dua Message....... !

"Waqt-e-Dua Me Dua Karun"
"Apne ALLAH Se
Iltija Karun:
"Tu Khush Rahe,
Tu Shaad Rahe
"Tere Dil Ka Aangan Abaad Rahe
"Tu Hr Pal Yunhi Hansa Kre
"Tu Phoolon Ki Maanind Khila Kre
"Teri Zindgi Me Koi Gham Na Ho
"Teri Aankh Kabi Num Na Ho
"Tuje Kisi Se Koi Gila Na Ho
"Koi Dukh Tuje Mila Na Ho
"Teri Radd Koi Dua Na Ho
"Tere Lab Pe Koi Sada Na Ho
"Tuje Bin Maange Wo Ata Kre
"Teri Maaf Hr
Khata Kre
"RAB Qubool Meri Ye Dua Kre

"Ameen"

Na Janay Kyun Adh0oR¡ S¡ Reh Ga¡ Z¡nDaG¡ Mer¡.....

Na Janay Kyun Adh0oR¡ S¡ Reh Ga¡ Z¡nDaG¡ Mer¡.....


LaGta ha¡ Jesay Khud K0 K¡S¡ K PaaS Bh0oL Aya h0on.?