professor and student about ghalib.......!

prefessor:
ghalib ki zindagi bhar yehi aarzoo rahi k ouski mehbooba ki zulfon
se sharab k qatray tapkein aur woh unhein apnay halaq mein utaar le
.
.
student:
sir agar ouski zulfon mein jouwein hoti to kaya ghalib
woh bhi apnay halaq mein utaar letay
.
.
professor:
ghalib ko yeh aarzoo apni mehbooba se thi
aapki baji se nai thi ! :D :D :D

payar nibhanay ka daava itna na karo faraz !

payar nibhanay ka daava itna na karo faraz !
.
.
kissi ne mujhay bhi chora hai buhat qasmein uthanay k baad :(

bura waqt woh shaffaf aaeena hai.......!

bura waqt woh shafaf aaeena hai !
.
.
jo bohat saaray chehray wazeh kar deta hai .
.
.
aur acha waqt badlon ki tarah hota hai
.
jo sooraj ki roshni tak ko rok leta hai !

emotions can disturb your life....

emotions can disturb your life
..
if they are without 'E'

agar aapki shadi nai hui to issi saal karwa lein .......

agar aapki shadi nai hui to issi saal karwa lein ...
.
.
kiyoon k
.
ho sakta hai govt. next saal shadi par bhi koi test laga de
MET (marriage eligibility test)

ghalti man'ne aur gunah chorne mein kabhi deir mat karo........

ghalti man'ne aur gunah chorne mein kabhi deir mat karo..
.
kiyoon k
.
safar jitna taveel hota jaye wapsi outni he dushwar ho jati hai !

how people replace us from their life ?

how people replace us from their life ?.......
.
one day we are everything, the next day we are nothing.
.
one day they are damn caring for us and next day they abuse us harshly...
.
one day they pray to get us and next day they regret to love us !
.
Time change !
People change !

waqt bura aaya to dard bhi !

waqt bura aaya to dard bhi iss dil ko yeh keh kar chor gaya .....
.
.
kone iss ujray huway dil ki nigrani karay !

tum haqeeqat ho ya freb meri ankhon ka !

tum haqeeqat ho ya freb meri ankhon ka !
.
na dil se nikaltay ho, na zindagi mein aatay ho,,

mat ho kissi se itna mukhlis !!!!!!!!!

mat ho kissi se itna mukhlis mohsin !
.
kissi k liye jaan bhi ganwa do to kehtay hein k,
iss ki zindagi he itni thi !!!!!!!!!!!!

woh nai bolta ......!

woh nai bhoolta mein jahan jaon !
.
.
haaye mein kahan jaon !

Tum to so gaye ho.........!

tum to so gaye ho roz ki tarah apnay khawabon ki duniya mein
.
ham aaj phir itni raat kar di tumhein yaad kartay kartay !

Power of sentence .......

Feel the power of this short sentence !
.
.
Turn to Allah, before you return to Allah.... !
:(

Murghi ka rishta kaway se ...... !

1 murghi ka rishta kawway se ho gaya
.
murgha murghi k paas gaya aur bola:
mujh mein kaya kami thi, kawway se ziada khoobsurat hoon
.
pooreay mohallay mein meri aawaz goonjati hai
.
apni union ka president hoon
.
Murghi Sharma k boli: Bus woh ammi abbu ki khawahish thi k larka Air Force mein ho..... ! :D :D

3 cheezein...............

3 cheezein aik jaga parwarish paati hein
.
phool
kaantay
khushbu
.
3 cheezein har 1 ko milti hein
.
khushi
gham
maut
.
3 cheezein har 1 ki juda hoti hein
.
surat
seerat
qismat
.
3 cheezon ko kabhi chotta mat samjho
.
qarz
farz
marz
.
3 cheezein kabhi na thurao
.
khuloos
tohfa
muhabbat
.
3 cheezein Allah ko buhat pasan hein
.
garmi ka roza
sardi ka wazu
jawani ki ibadat

Sheikh Saadi about Dosti .....!

sheikh saadi se kissi ne poocha:
.
dost ki pehchan kaya hoti hai?
.
sacha dost woh hai jo mehfil mein tumhari izzat ki hifaazat karay
aur
tanhayi mein tumhein tumharay aebon se aagah karay

Boy and girl date on school..........

boy and girl in the school:
boy: date par chalein ?
girl: yes
boy: kahan jana hai?
girl: principal k paas.
boy: lo g banda ab apni baji se mazaq bhi na karay?
giel: haramdya ! chutti lein nai jana?

hahahhah
:D :D :D

Pathan aur topi wala burqa.....

pathan se newspaper mein ishtihar diya k
.
hamaray paas aisi product hai !
.
jissay pehan'nay k baad aap ko koi nai dekh sakta
.
jab ke aap saari duniya ko dekh saktay hein !
.
10000 mein free home deleivery !
.
1 larki ne 10000 bijwa diye !
.
2 din baad TCS wala aik packet de gaya !
.
larki ne jab packet khola to ous mein burqa tha aur woh bhi topi wala

hahahhaha :D :D :D :D

ulfat-e-dosti mein khuda.....

ulfat-e-dosti mein khuda se aur kaya maangoon?
.
bus dua hai mere dost kabhi dua'on k bhi mohtaj na hon !
:)

Great poetry by Dr. Allama Muhammad Iqbal

Great poetry by Dr. Allama Muhammad Iqbal
.
goongi ho gayi aaj kuch zubaan kehtay kehtay
.
hichkicha gaya mein khud ko Musalman kehtay kehtay
.
yeh baat nai k mujhay rab par yaqeeen nai
.
bus dar gaya khud ko sahib-e-emaan kehtay kehtay
.
tofeeq na hui mujhay aik waqt ki nimaaz ki
.
aur chup ho gaya moazzan Azaan kehtay kehtay
.
kissi kaafir ne jo poocha yeh konsa hai maheena?
.
sharam se pani hath se gir gaya Ramzan kehtay Kehtay
.
meri almari mein gard se atti kitaab ka jo poocha?
.
mein gargh gaya zameen mein Quran kehtay kehtay !

A silent message for all Muslims !

sham hotay he !

sham hotay he aik panchi roz mujhay kehta hai .........
.
 dekh mera aashiyan bhi khali hai tere dil ki tarah...........
:(

Lesson from the movie Mere Brother ki Dulhan......

An interesting poen..
.
O gal kardi muskrai
.
asse samjhay kurri line te aayi
.
fer ousne saaday number di mang paayi
.
assi v easyload di dolat ous te lutaayi
.
impress ho k ous ne apni ammi saaday naal milaayi
.
fer pata nai saaday dil which ki aayi
.
aseen naal le gaye apna wadda paayi
.
pata nai veer ki ki kahani paayi
.
aj o kuri A saadi parjayi
.
Moral of story:
Apni girlfriend ko apnay bhaion aur doston se dorr rakhein !
for more information
watch movie 'Mere Brother ki Dulhan'

hahahahhahahah
:D :D :D :D

Bacha, nurse aur light.......

bacha peida hotay he cheekha !
mujhay kuch nazar nai aa raha, kaya mein andha hoon?
.
nurse: stupid light nai hai !
.
bacha: o tuwadi pehn nu !
mein Pakistan which aa gaya !
:D :D :D

aansu'on ki zakat....

mujh par wajib hai aansu'on ki zakar kashi !
.
gham ki dolat se maala maal hoo mein !

sardar aur maut ki saza !

sardar ko electric chair par bitha kar maut ki saza sunayi gayi !
.
jallad: tumhari akhri khawahish kaya hai?
.
sardar: minnu dar lag raya wa, mera hath parh lo !
:D :D :D :D :D

Bazurg aur Aaadmi.............

aadmi bazurg se: Allah ne sabko dolat di magar mujhay kuch nai diya !
.
bazurg: mein tujhay 1 lakh dinar deta hoon mujhay apna aik haath kaat kar de de
.
aadmi: nai de sakta
.
bazurg: mein tujhay 10 lakh dinar deta hoon tu mujhay apni aik taang kat kar de de
.
aadmi: nai de sakta
.
bazurg: mein tujhay saaray jahan ki dolat deta hoon mjhay sirf apni aik ankh de de
.
aadmi: yeh bhi nai de sakta
.
to bazurg bolay, Allah ne tujhay itni qeemti cheezon se nawaza hai aur tu kehta hai k mere pass kuch nai !

Never Laugh at your wife's choices.......

Never Laugh at your wife's choices
.
.
.
. you are also one of them ! :D

If man wants ........................

If Man Wants Woman To Be An Angel, He Should Create Heaven For Her...♥

Dont ever you say.................

Dont ever you say that you are not good enough,


If that person cant see how amazing you are,


Then you are the one who's not good enough for you.

Don't Take A Good Woman

Don't Take A Good Woman 

For Granted And don't Assume 

She Will Never Move On. 

One Day Someone Will Come Along, Sweep Her Off Her Feet And Appreciate 

What You Didn't

:)