Saturday, 30 June 2012

Any Relationship.............

Any relations does not need powerful eyes, cute voice and lovely face....
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It always need a beautiful and responsible heart with affection forever... !

Dont Make Priority

Done make priority in your life,

who consider you an option in their lives.

Smlie and you !

Everybody says: you look good when smile on your face,
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but I say:
Smile looks good when it is on your face,
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wish you a counless smiles forever...... ! :)

Friday, 29 June 2012

Alrm and Snooze !

The most active person in the world who invented the Alarm,
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The most laziest person in the world who invented snooze in the alarm.... :D

Funny Gud Morning

utha lay Maula,
utha lay......
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mujhay nai mere doston ko utha lay,
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ooper nai re Baba,
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so rahay hein neend se utha lay!
Gud Morning !

Pthan on Picnic

3 pathan picnic par gaye, wahan ja k yaad aaya k Pepsi to ghar he bhool gaye,,
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Decide huwa k sab se chotta pathan jaye ga aur pepsi lekar aaye ga,
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Chota Pathan: meni iss shart par jaon ga k mere aanay tak koi smoson ko haath nai lagaye ga,
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donon ne kaha theak hai aur woh chala gaya,
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6 ghantay guzar gaye, issi tarah pura din guzar gaya aur pathan nai aaya,
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donon se socha k smosay kha lenay chahiyein,
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abhi smoson ko hath he lagaya tha k chota pathan darkht k peechay se aa k bola :
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yaar aisa karogay to mein nai jaoon ga.....   hahahhah :D

Larka aur Larki in Bus

Aik  bus musaafiron se full bhari hui thi

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achanak aik larki ne larkay ko zor se thappar mara aur kaha
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yahan par to tumharay apnay kharay honay ki jaga nai hai aur ...........
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Pogo plzzzzz :D

Bhullay Shah Poetry

Assi nazuk dil de loki haan
saada dil na yaar dukhaya kar

na jhootay waaday karya kar
na jhootiyan qasman khaya kar

teinoon kinni waar aseen aakhya A
sanu wal wal na azmaya kar

teri yaad de which mein mar jaa saan
meinoon aina yaad na aay kar........ !

Zardari aur Sabar


Sabar ki 2 soortein hein ,
1 jo na pasand nai hai ousay bardasht karna aur
doosra jo pasand hai ouska intizaar karna
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so zardari ko bardsht karo aur

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light ka intizaaar karo
hahaha :D

Read whole Quran in Ramdan

How to complete Quran in Ramdan?
The Quran has 600 pages approx..
If we divide it on 30 days, that;s 20 pages per day.
You see that is difficult to do right?
But if you divide it on the 5 Prayers a day, it gets easier:

If you read 4 pages after every Salah in Ramdan, then you can complete the Quran in Ramdan
and really amazing more that if you read 4 pages before and after every Salah you can read
whole Quran two times in Ramdan.


Jazakallah......

Bacha aur Teacher

Aik bus mein aik young teacher khari thi...
1 bachay ne kaha aap meri jaga par beth jayein, mein khara ho jata hoon,,,,,,,,,
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Teacher ne ousay thappar mar diya

bacha bola: bhalayi ka to zamana he nai hai


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aur rotay huwa apnay baap ki god mein betha gaya :D
hahahaha
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